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Monday, June 30, 2008

Eye care

People always choose the frames that they find nice-looking. There are no certain rules to follow. Generally there are two types of colors – orange-based warm colors and blue-based cool colors. Most of people like choosing the frames that match their skin tones to show their personalities.

(1) How to select the frame that matches your skins tone?
Generally speaking, whether to choose a light or dark frame depends on what your skin tone is. Choosing a frame color that is consistent with your skin tone is always safe. For example, pink, gold and silver are suitable for pale skins, and darker skins should choose the red or black ones. Shell can go with both.

(2) How to select the frame that matches your age?Cool colors are not suitable for elderly people. For those people purple and red are recommended for plastic or plank material frames and gold, silver and titanium white are recommended for the metal ones. Young people always go after the trends, so there are no limitations on the color choices. They can choose any color they want and it won’t look over the top on them. Lastly, the light frames are suitable for kids because the dark frames will look too mature on them.

Cookies for mummies

Think of this.Suppose we want to earn some money, we men can venture out to find a suitable job for us.We can work anywhere doing any sort of work ,however hard the labour involved is.But think of mothers who have given birth to children.It may even be a few years since their child was born but still they will be weak and cannot afford to venture out without taking care of their babies.Babies are one great treasures in life and whenever I get to see a baby,I become extremely happy.I love babies.So think of mothers.Will they have the will to be away from their own babies?A very tough task.So what if they want to earn some money for their living?
What if they find sitting in home to be hurting their esteem.What if they wish to earn some money to show others that they can be independent?What if they feel that their freedom to spend is lost because they are not earning now?That would be really hurting sentiments for a modern lady of today's world.Today women are equally or actually more talented than men in every aspect and a brief period of mother hood should not dampen their spirits and their capacity to earn and make money.
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Happy days

One thing I would never ever do is to watch any movie for the second time.Thats what I thought or assumed myself to be until I saw 'happy days'.What a movie-I was actually amazed by it and guess the number of times I have seen it till an hour ago?2?3?
Imagine how impressed I am that I have seen it 12 times in 3 months.Apparently it was Tamanna who has attracted me so much and made me watch it 12 times.Dont know why ,but I cannot help saying that she looks extremely pretty.In fact my jaws drop every time she comes in the frame with a smile.She has these very cute expressions and I have become one big fan of those.Especially in song sequences,she looks awesome.This girl has got everything to make it to the top and if she doesnt it means we are unlucky.I cannot stop but admire this girls beauty.Easily she is the most gorgeous of girls I have ever seen.

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Another pretty girl was the one who played the role of Shravs.She is not that fair as Tamanna but has strikingly good features.When I said this to my friend,he says that my hormones are working over time.Is it a crime to admire beauty??Am I the only one who does this?

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Magic Magic

Point out a single person on earth who doesnt love to see magic and I would term even that as a magical existence.Nothing has fascinated me like magic and Tamanna.Always exciting to watch and refreshing to think about are these.Magic has come a long way from its initial mysterious past to the new ,exciting and entertaining present.Gone are those days when magicians used to be treated like witches and people given a chance were ready to pounce upon and vent their fears and anger on the poor magician.Those days when a magician like Harry Houdini performed legendary feats risking their lives,there was always this element of fear if he was a witch.But now the magicians or better known as illusionists get their fair share of respect,admiration and praise.Their feats are seen as an expression of their talent rather than some witch craft or black magic.
One such modern magician is Criss Angel who is also a singer ,stunt performer with worldwide fans base.His Youtube video of walking over water gets a very large number of hits each day.His famous feats are walking over water,levitating over the Luxor Hotel,floating between buildings and making a Lamborghini to diasspear and so on.His next big thing is scheduled to be CRISS ANGEL Believe where Chris Angel performs the Cirque du Soleil which claims to defy the logics of illusion and magic.This performance will not be the usual stand alone magics but an array of interdependent components using supreme imagination woven into a colorful story.One show which promises to be an ultimate entertainer.Am waiting for this.I wouldnt regret the oppurtunity of winning tickets to this show by entering in to the CRISS ANGEL Believe Contest where I am supposed to Text 'Believe' to 22122 to win 2 tickets to 'CRISS ANGEL Believe'.Hope I win and so do you.

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Random thoughts

Yet another idle day and this means the world is missing out the contribution of a genius.This is my blog and a place where I can safely claim to be a genius.Talking about a genius I never get to admit that I have seen one.According to me I am the most intelligent in the world.Its the same in every one's case ,I think so.If not ,then I get a step closer to being a genius because atleast I had the will to be one. People say where there is a will there is a way.Even where isnt a will, of course there is a way ,but where there is a will there are many ways.For a person like me ,there are many wills.My mind never stays fixed on to one particular thought.There is a random drift from one thought process to another and I am very happy that I get to achieve it.
I recommend you to actually try it.It brings an enchanted smile across your lips.There is one danger of losing focus on the most important work you are supposed to do.All this comes from years of practice.You need to spill your arrows all over and yet hit the target bull's eye.Rather than focussing on one particular target,for me I see multiple targets.This is the way I have dealt with the things in life.This brings up lots of adaptablity in your approach.I was destined to be a doctor ,but ended up being an enginner.Had I not been an engineer I would have been a historian.If not a historian I would have been a lecturer.I detest nothing and so my scopes are larger.Whatever I am in I am confident of creating impressions.Every journey has its benefits.If its shorter you get to reach the destination soon and if its longer you get to enjoy the ride and if its something in the mid way you get the benefits of both the longer and shorter journeys.

Monday, June 16, 2008

The sound of music

Two things that numerous people all over the world cannot live without are music and internet.Browsing through your favorite site with the latest music playing around you in the darks of the day is a soul stirring experience for many people like me.
There are many new albums and music sites that are released every day.Such is the craze for music and reception by the music lovers.One needs to have some way to actually get in touch with all the music and music sites all over the world.Sites and Sounds - a new blog is one place which caters these needs.
Sites and Sounds a brand new blog is a very cool idea with posts on latest music,albums and bands and also about the music websites that exist.The blog is updated very regularly and each post is on a new band.The posts contain information about the bands,the singers,their styles and also more excitingly samples from their albums.Clips of their songs ad links are included in each post.The view from a critic is the best way to understand the worth of an album or band and these blog posts are the ultimate way to understand the latest music and bands.
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Get free music at Sites and Sounds excited me a lot.I could not stop listening the new songs from bands like Megaphone,Vision of Atlantis etc.But for this site,I could have missed a great music experience from these lesser known bands with an aspiration to top the charts.They have sung their songs with such passion that makes them so special to hear.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

IS this true??

I read comment which goes like this "Hindu people r always accused of worshiping idols and also for having demi Gods! and I find almost all hindu Youth take a very defencive approach as they themselves were confused or somthing.This makes non Hindu feel more comfortable!! Why cant u follow each and every word of the Holy religious Texts!!!We do, however, employ sacred imagery in our worship, and as focus points to concentrate on during meditation. These sacred images can be in the form of a statue, a portrait, or a mandala or yantra. A similar use of sacred imagery is found in almost every other religion on earth. This practice is similar to how Catholics venerate statues of saints, Protestants pray at the cross and Muslims pray toward the Ka'aba. Followers of Sanatana Dharma are certainly intelligent to understand that the Unlimited ultimately cannot be fully expressed in a limited statue or image. Simultaneously, however, if God truly is omnipresent and omnipotent, then He certainly has the ability to make Himself present in a sacred image if He so chooses. Moreover, if God is truly merciful and good, then He would want to choose to make Himself as accessible to His devotees as possible. Such is the grace of God. It is with this understanding in mind that followers of Sanatana Dharma engage in the ancient science of archana-seva, or deity worship. The practice of employing sacred imagery is a very powerful tool for showing our devotion to God, for meditation, and for making spiritual progress. This fact is actually acknowledged and practiced by most of the world’s religions.
Also,Why there cant be more than one God!!! Anyone who believs in Hinduism have to accept that.There is a Supreme God definately...

Dr Paul - One great person

Dr. Paul Offit by many ways is a God to many people all over the world.Not just because of his years of medical experience,where he had saved numerous lives as a distinguished pediatrician and also as a specialist in the study of infectious diseases.

As an an internationally known and respected expert on fields like vaccines, immunology, and virology, the Maurice R. Hilleman Professor of Vaccinology he is well known and famous.The academic side is also evident as the Professor of Pediatrics at the University of Pennsylvania, Chief of the Division of Infectious Diseases, and the Director of the Vaccine Education Center at The Children's Hospital of Philadelphia.

His achievements are endless with him being the member of the Centers for Disease Control's (CDC) Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices. Papers speak volumes on a persons innovative capacity and Dr. Offit is by this regard very innovative with more than 120 paper publications in medical and scientific journals in the areas of rotavirus-specific immune responses and vaccine safety .He is also the co-inventor of a rotavirus vaccine recently recommended for universal use in infants by the CDC.
Am tired even to mention his accolades.He is the co-author of several bookslike Breaking the Antibiotic Habit (1999), Vaccines: What You Should Know (2003), The Cutter Incident: How America’s First Polio Vaccine Led to Today’s Growing Vaccine Crisis (2005), and Vaccinated: One Man's Quest to Defeat the World's Deadliest Diseases (2007).

Some men are born great.Some achieve it.Dr. Paul Offit

Thursday, June 12, 2008

One thing I wanted to be

In my four years of engineering education me as a student,as a leader ,as a team member have tasted numerous successes.The failures were few and nothing major in life.But one thing I regret to this day is my inablity to pursue my career as a doctor.The doctor profession or rather the doctor service has always fascinated me.I seldom admire people as a whole,rather I tend to admire certain qualities in all people.An exception are the doctors.Every doctor is a marvel,a wonder,a treasure and everything thats good in the world.As an engineer I have handled circuits,devices and equipments that are very expensive and every time I wonder how the doctors who handle the most valuable human lives on earth manage to maintain their composure and professional excellence in times of extreme stress and strain.Whenever I start soldering or when I hold equipments in my hand a voice in my mind rings ,"Arvind ,dont drop it"...and this adds to my tension.Imagine the situation of a doctor in a similar situation but with a greater and direct impact on someone's life.
Whenever I think of just two classes of people ,my mind is full of respect,I wish I should stand up.The first are my teachers in school and other -the doctors.Ive always loved people who are responsible,bold,intelligent and in a position with lots of power and needs to make crucial decisions.I have the urge to be one.A doctor is one person with all these built in.A perfect blend of every quality I love.
In my eyes all doctors appear like Gods and Angels.Whenever I visit a doctor ,I am left speechless.My mind goes blank for brief instants whenever I meet someone I love,respect,admire a lot and it does everytime I see a doctor.

Medicine is the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. ~James Bryce, 1914.

Isnt this a really great thing.Every doctor strives to cure and eliminate diseases but for whose existence the profession itself would perish.I wish I could have been a doctor.I missed out this career due to minor lapses in my entrance exams.The lapses are minor ,but major considering what I have lost.Anyway I have my friends pursuing M.B.B.S...Eagerly waiting to see them graduate.Atleast then I can very proudly say that my friend is a doctor.

BLEACH - the movie

Well its holiday time and people like me sitting idle in homes with nothing other than blogging to do ,reason being the hot climate.I decided to try out a few new movies this season.I am a big fan of action movies and naturally I was attracted to the Japanese Manga films genre.These films with fantasy characters and plots are a visual treat.This year a new manga film is hitting the theatres.It is BLEACH which hits the screens on June 11th and 12th. It promises to be an entertainer with character names like Ichigo Kurosaki which means “First Guardian” or “He who protects.” I was tempted to find my own manga name..after serious searching I came up with "hi meiou".This one sounds soft but with a fierce meaning of "Fiery underworld don".
Bleach the Movie assures to be a great entertainer,ready to be screened in all major screens.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

About me

People give out real interesting answers when asked this question..tell me about yourself.A few I found interesting.
"I'm Beyond your imagination"..well why on earth am I going to imaging about this guy and that too a guy.

"for describing ownself it is much tedious work,so ask to my best friend.
I believe in honesty , truthness, punctuality.
in short Introvert, Reserved, Very Comitted, Co-operative, Imaginative these r some words which u can use to describe me"....
Oh yes ,,he says its a tedious job and look at all the words he uses to describe himself.

And see this one
"ppl describe me as>>>>>
11.*out of my mind*<<<
15.....and on and on and on......><><><><>< just 13 ... come and get urself ready to be misleaded..ull have a hell of a time wid me...i wont bring u near a zone where ull get BORED!...GUARANTEED!;)"

Just 13..and so much to say..oh my god..the list would reach 100 at an age of 20.

Monday, June 9, 2008

For a journey called life

Journeys always excite man. Any journey becomes enjoyable only with the right amount of luggage you carry. So is the journey of life ,it is determined by how fit you are.The heavier you are the more the woes you face from blood pressure to diabetes to humiliation to psychological problems.
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Rules in an electronics class

 Come to class on time. Standing outside the door and rushing in after the bell has begun to ring will constitute a tardy. You must be INSIDE the door when it begins ringing to be counted on time.

 Attend to personal needs before coming to class. I have been instructed not to give passes to lockers and to limit passes, so please do not ask for a pass unless you have a true emergency.

 Remain in your assigned seat unless you have permission to get up. Throw scraps away at the end of the period on your way out.

 Do not eat candy or other food in class. No food, drink or candy will be allowed in the laboratory at anytime because it is a safety hazard.

 Bring required materials every day unless you are otherwise directed.

 Do not cheat. Students caught cheating will receive a zero and a phone call home. Both the student who shares his work for an independent assignment AND the person who copies it will suffer the same consequences. I expect you to do your own work and to be sure no one can copy it.

 Be respectful toward everyone in the classroom. Treat others as you wish to be treated. Talk to one another as adults and without the use of profanity. Keep you hands off other people and their property

Fitness becomes easy

Its a fresh weekday morning and numerous people -youngsters,midde aged and old men and women alike all gather in gyms and parks and beaches.What do they have in common?One thing-That is the extra pound that they have been carrying and very dearly would like to lose it from their lives.Bein heavy is one thing that has troubled generations of humanity.
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Fitness is one issue that is a concern for many of us.I rise up evryday with this in mind.Me being a kabaddi player it is important for me to actually be fit all time.The sport is a very tough one where I get injured most of the times being in the front line of attack.It been quite some time since I have been playing this sport of mine and I love to play it.Maybe this passion in me is the reason for many for many of my injuries.I have sustained quite a few injuries in this sport and many of those have left permanent marks in me.I have a shoulder injury that has caused a ligament tare and this is such a pain considering the fact that each time my shoulder drops off from the socket while playing and I have to place it again in the right spot.

You have the looks??

Life is great...ofcourse for all of us..but it is greater for those who are beautiful and have loads of money.So do you think you are beautiful and you can walk up the ramps with super models in the fashion capitals of the world- New York,Paris and Milan?
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Its not just a lucrative career ,but also a whopping USD 10000 that attracts every potential contestant.Its the confidence that matters the most and who knows may be one among you would be the winner and you would take me with you to a life among the most good looking people in the world.

Guess the speaker

My first assignment at Microsoft was a Product Manager for Microsoft Mail. It was an amazing experience since e-mail (which we take for granted today) was hardly commonplace. It was an opportunity to establish this whole new category of application on the PC platform.

My work schedule was quite hectic in the early days since Microsoft was a fairly small company in those days and one didn't have access to many resources. It was not uncommon for people to work 60 to 80 hours a week. But we didn't mind since it was great to be at the forefront of new technology adoption

I started TeamOn Systems in 1999. To fund the company, I went to a number of prominent angel investors who I had known. These included people like Sabeer Bhatia, the founder of Hotmail, Pete Higgins, Executive VP at Microsoft, Mike Slade, CEO of Starwave etc.

This was very valuable not just for the funding that they provided but more importantly for the tremendous amount of advice and experience they were able to provide.

The acquisition by RIM happened in 2002 and was prompted by RIM's desire to enter the "prosumer" (mobile professional or individual business user) in addition to their traditional enterprise business.

At TeamOn, we had built a unique consumer wireless e-mail technology which was a perfect fit for RIM's requirements. The acquisition was very successful for RIM -- the technology that was built by TeamOn became BlackBerry internet e-mail which is now being used by several million BlackBerry users.

A New Wave

To be idle at home after completing degree,waiting for a call letter from a company I was placed an year ago ,I found to be a very hard thing.With nothing but my blog to spend my time with,I found my hobby could earn me cahs as well.This was possible by .
Bloggerwave is one such venture that aims to connect the advertisers who tend to find a platform for advertising their products and bloggers who can boast of one such platform in the form of their blogs..This is a mutuallly benefitting proposal where the advertisers get a good exposure to their products and bloggers can earn cash for their posts.
This site requires the bloggers to register their blogs ,wherein they get a mail of confirmation if their blog is approved.Bloggerwave is a pretty fast process where I got an approval within a day.Bloggerwave is one great chance for bloggers to make money with their blog.
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Saturday, June 7, 2008

The window seat...

Take me to any place in the world-anyway by train,bus,car,ship,submarine,aeroplane thing I would demand is a window seat i.e a seat adjacent to the window during travel.I dont have any idea why but I am becoming obsessed with the window seat of late.Kids ofcourse love the window seat but to term myselves,a 21 year old as a kid is too much even though its my blog.
Window seats offer a never ending list of comforts in travel.The burst of air that constantly you get across your face when you gaze out,once in a life time glimpses of scenery across the road side,occasional drizzles that wake you up when you feel drowsy and the joy of reading the signboards along the road and to share this piece of information with others with a tone as if you had visited these places already cannot be explained but has to be experienced in person.You are the first one to open your eyes to the golden rays of sunrise and also the first one to hit the dreams ,dozing off with the cool breeze.
I experienced all this in our recent tour to Kerala.In addition to all the above there are other comforts as well.For a person like me who has never used a comb in life ,the wind is the natural hairstylist and it suits me the best.Also I developed a good timepass there during the long road trips by bus.It may sound stupid but try it and ull understand that its not.Waving hands to strangers along side the road is what I am talking about.Its not just the hands ,it involves the entire body...a smiling face and a curious expression in eyes admiring the beauty of the land as a guest are needed to get back the gesture from the people along side the road.In Kerala my hit ratio was almost 100% ,I got back whatever I delivered.I had made quite a few interesting observations as well.Beautiful girls,women and children return the gesture very happily waving their hands with delight ,welcoming with a broad smile.But its the men who never attempt to do it.None of the men I waved to ,waved back at me.I wonder if I look like a person who has come all the way from Tamil Nadu to steal their goats or set their fields on fire.Their expressions said so,either a stare, a frown or an angry look.
I may sound silly ,but try it .You will know how nice it is to be greeted by someone who has never seen you before or for that matter youll never see again.But everything has its limitations.Jumping all over the place and scaring people or staring at women like a villager staring at a candy shop must be avoided.Be decent ,enjoy the experience.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

A few jokes

I found a few jokes to be very interesting...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

Isnt this the state of many couples in the world?Are people living in a real happy married life or is it a mere fear for the society that keeps them together?

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
I understand that all men will do agree to this.Arent men considered fools and isnt is a common feeling among women that men are inferior in terms of intelligence?

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
As a child you always tend to imitate your parents,heroes,inspirations,teachers etc.We were monkeys once and monkeys are best at imitating it obviously shows.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Once again a state of unrest in marriage.

And this one...ppl dont get offended ..
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
I found this to be damn hilarious.Could not stop laughing when I actually imagined the visual.You know I am such a person in whose mind a visual flashes everytime I hear a joke or read a story.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

A place to advertise has now grown out to be a leading website where bloggers and advertisers meet.I am a proud blogger in this ever growing page that proves and promises to be the destination for all those souls that seek to advertise their products online through honest and neutral comments generated by bloggers worldwide.
Social spark is developing into a hub of numerous advertisers and it would be a great experience to blog about the newest things in town.It has been a very pleasant experience here.What can make this more pleasant is the widening of the product and advertiser arena.The advertisers and products now seem to be limited to particular regions.Regions in the sense countries of USA ,UK etc.Though these products have universal appeal there seem to be less advertisers from Asian countries.The Asian countries like India ,China,Japan,Taiwan, Phillipines etc which boast to have the largest consumer base considering the huge population now seem to have caught on the blogging revolution as well with numerous bloggers on prowl.Advertisers based on these regions would be very fruitful.These regions boast of many indigenous products in electronics,software,IT,BPO,consumer goods,food items,medicines,fitness,health products,automobile,research,dress material,cosmetics,herbs,leather,spices,books,films,serials,advertisements,channels,starts ,movies etc.
With the upliftment of middle class in these countries the buying power of people has gone up and so is their quest to look up for ads and produsts online.So Social spark may look out for advertisers from these regions and product pool.

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News Fatigue

This term was in news recently.Even before I read what it is I was sure it has got to do something with youngsters and I was sure.It says that young adults who seem to have been inundated by facts and updates from the numerous media options like the emails ,news channels,mobile messages,dailies and also rumours and gossips seem to have troubles in accessing in depth stories.
This I think is a very common problem among us. Atleast I am happy that am not one of the victims,I am now seeing many who seemed to have fallen prey.Having spent some time with many of my friends in the recent past I bet atleast 50% of then have this problem.No one with whom I have watched a news channel seemed to be interested in a news item after it is broadcast in the flash or as a headline.All seem to switch between headlines in different channels with the press of a remote.
So is the case with the sms messages.The first line for most of them is enough to make them disinterested.The message then rests in trash.Ages are gone when we used to see folded papers read over and over again.This trend is catching up on the media too with agencies fuelling research to identify trends which may attract the younger generation.

In Plain Sight

USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight promises to be the hit of the season with its highly interesting characters and cast.The story which revolves around a smart and sexy U.S Marshall with secretive jobs Mary ,her very talented partner with great intelligence Mann,her boyfriend Raphael,her boss Stan,her mother Jinx,Mary's younger sister Brandi and a detective Bobby is sure to cause a stir among the viewers.I was really fortunate to get to view a trailer and read the character profiles of USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight.

I should admit the fact that apart from looks the power and force of Mary Shannon seemed to attract me the most.The whole series seems to have been spun around this lady who is beckoned with lots of responsibilities and expectations.Also the character which is deemed to be multifaceted with roles of a mother,body guard,friend,councellor etc seems to be a perfect choice for me.
This show and its characters have everything t offer to all members in a family.My mother was more excited than me. I am really looking forward to this great series and of course to my favorite character of Mary.The show is to aired from June 1st.
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Monday, June 2, 2008

Fun at work

Qantas is an airline company based in Australia. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form called a problem sheet,which conveys to the mechanics, problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The engineers read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the sheets before the next flight. Of course, the ground crew and engineers have a sense of humour too. So, here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
(By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.)
P means "problem logged by the pilot"
S means "solution logged by the engineers"

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level .

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.